This Game is 90% Mental

Title: Fluid Theory (or: From Russia with Lube) (aka This Is What Happens When I Don’t Have a Song)
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairing: Evgeni Malkin/OFC, Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
Summary: He’s fled his home country for the NHL; hooking up should be simple.

Language barrier + Geno’s extracurriculars. Yield: Unexpected. (see end notes)

Warnings: Non-explicit het? Clumsily poking around someone else’s language while having a dirty mind? Brief inclusion of real-life relationship (and it is really very brief)? Questionable infidelity?
A/N: Subtitle is entirely Axis2ClusterB’s fault (mostly I am mad I did not get there first ;D). Thanks also for the beta, and being my lifepartner in ficcing codependence. The fails are all mine.
Disclaimer: As ever, if you found this by Googling yourself or someone you know/are related to/are intimate with, the thing to do here is turn around and stop your filthy Googling habits. I own none of these people, nor do I know them, this is all the non-profit fruits of a vivid imagination (and also a dirty mind). Again, no money is being made, please do not sue.

( He’s fled his home country for the NHL; hooking up should be simple. )

Also available at AO3 here.

Title: Seminar in Douchebaggery
Pairing: Mike/Jenny, Mike/Rachel and Kyle/Rachel per canon (sort of - the is mostly gen, actually)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Kyle thinks he's hot shit. Not everyone else is so convinced.
Disclaimer: Characters are property of the USA Network. This is a transformative work of fiction; no copyright infringement or disrespect is intended. No money is being made from this effort.
Warnings: God, where even to begin. Sleaze, objectification, general douchebaggery. See the title, really. Also, unbeta'd.
A/N: Right, so, watching ep 11 a couple of days ago, I was just itching for Kyle to get some comeuppance. Wish fulfillment, let me show you it. Now, I'm going to need to go take another shower to cleanse myself of this drivel. And because it bears repeating, really, I HAVE NO IDEA, GUYS. And as always, it's really robanybody's fault.

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( It doesn't make sense, Kyle thinks, that Mike Ross is Pearson Hardman's prize associate. )

So. Distraction fic done, back to big bang. *cracks knuckles*

LJ, you've GOT to be fucking kidding me.

WTF even.

So, I already posted this over on LJ, but since it's going to be something of a Project over the next few days (possibly weeks) to dump my fic here, I figured I'd start with a recently-released edition. I've tried the import function twice, and honestly, most of the non-fic stuff on LJ, I'm just as happy to leave there.

Anyhoodle.

Title: Sartoriophilia
Author: o_contrary
Fandom: Suits
Pairing: Pre-slash Harvey/Mike
Rating: PG
Word Count: 658
Summary: It’s possible that Harvey has a slight addiction to his clothing.
Disclaimer: This is every bit as fictional as the word I made up for the title. Characters are property of USA Network. This is a transformative work of fiction and no copyright infringement is intended. No money is being made, please don’t sue.
Warnings: Minor spoilers for 1.05 and 1.06. Unbeta’d.
A/N: I blame Harvey, and Tom Ford. And also robanybody, because I’m sure this is her fault somehow.

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( Sartoriophilia: Love of tailoring. )